- Dad:
- I'm dressing up as a senior citizen for Halloween.
- Me:
- Take a picture.
- Dad:
- My English teacher must be a pothead.
- Me:
- Ask him for a hookup.
- Dad:
- :-D
- Dad:
- Why do rappers hold their crotch?
- Me:
- I don't think they do that anymore.
- Dad:
- Kid Rock a rapper?
- Me:
- I guess.
- Dad:
- I just realized I'm hard of hearing.
- Me:
- Welcome to our world.
- Dad:
- This is true. I got into a fight today and WON.
- Me:
- ?
- Dad:
- I fought the pizza delivery guy.
- Me:
- Ok...
- Dad:
- I should have been warned on the cost of glasses.
- Me:
- Should be worth it.
- Dad:
- With my new very expensive glasses, I can see dead people more clearly.
- Me:
- Brilliant.
- Dad:
- A ghost just entered an elevator with me.
- Me:
- say Hi.
- Dad:
- I'm gonna audition for the X-Factor.
- Me:
- Win me some money.
- Dad:
- I just voted today. TEA PARTY FOREVER. YAY!!
- Me:
- You're senile.
- Dad:
- I was promised hookers.
- Me:
- Democracy at work.
- Dad:
- What is Blu-Ray?
- Me:
- fancy DVDs
- Dad:
- Oh.
